February 3, 2012
Queen of Swords

Violet climbed the polished concrete steps to the eighth floor. She passed the busy inhabitants of the building carrying large, ornate flower displays down the stairs or arranging roses, tulips and hyacinths by color into large buckets in the open areas. The colors provided a jolt of life against the worn, industrial wooden floors and once-white walls.

The aroma of flowers followed her as she climbed. She kept her sunglasses on and let her hair fall over her eyes to avoid having to smile or talk to anyone. Her clothes weighed heavy on her small frame. Violet noticed a delicate trail of petals detached from the stems, scattered off to the side of the stairs. It looked like a small blizzard of chrysanthemums.

She turned the key and pushed the heavy door open with her shoulder. She walked into the large space and put her bag down her desk, which was covered with dog-eared books, unfinished letters and notebooks. She sighed and looked around. The sunset filled the windows and cast calm, fading light on the room.

Her skin felt cold under her clothes. A chill surged from her feet up her body. She removed her coat anyway; then her boots.

“I wondered when you’d be back,” the voice came from a high-backed chair facing the windows. The chair spun around and she saw Philip sitting there, plucking the petals from a flower and watching her as the petals dropped to the floor. He was backlit by the fading light, so it was hard to read his expression, but Violet could feel him looking at her.

“You look pale,” Philip said, not rising to greet her.

“I am pale,” Violet said, lifting her shirt up over her head, then touching her stomach. Her skin was slowing turning into silver armor. She removed her jeans. Her feet and legs had turned to silver metal.

Violet turned to face Philip. The sunset reflected off of her body, turning the silver into shiny mauves and blue-purples. Philip watched in horror as her skin morphed from peach, supple softness into hard, shiny metal.

“I must thank you,” Violet said, walking over to Philip as her chest and neck transformed. “Yours was the last heartache I’ll have to bear. Now I have no more swords to die upon.”

Violet sat down across from Philip. She stared at him with her now steel-grey eyes. Philip watched silently as the metamorphosis ended, and the woman he once loved disappeared.


[Three Word Wednesday post using the words detach, jolt and surge.]

July 20, 2011
Albert Goes to the Beach

Albert woke early, before his alarm. “Ah, Saturday,” he sighed. “No work. No obligations. No nothing.” He rolled over and looked at his clock – a wooden-looking relic of the ‘80s with small buttons and switches, and large, green digital numbers. He wanted one with the flip numbers, but he couldn’t find one. Sometimes he set it so the radio woke him up, but he usually set it so that it started beeping softly and grew louder as time passed. His wife had hated the clock, mostly because it never woke him at the time he set it. It woke her at 6:45 every morning because he set the time 15 minutes ahead.

“Just set it for 8:30,” she’d say.

“But sometimes I have to get up early,” he responded.

She pointed out that he never got up early. And that was true. On weekends he rarely rose before 11:30 in the morning. But today was different. Today was a beach day.

He rolled onto his back, put one arm behind his head and absent mindedly rubbed his belly with the other as he stared at the ceiling. “Beach day!” he thought to himself. He got out of bed, considered making it, decided against it and walked out of the room.

He passed two large boxes in the living room and turned on the coffee maker in the kitchen. The boxes arrived earlier in the week, but he decided to wait until today to open them. “It really is Christmas in July!” he thought to himself, pouring his coffee into a blue mug and reaching for the sugar bowl. The bowl was empty, so he grabbed the ice cream from the freezer and added a scoop of vanilla to his cup. “Christmas in July!” he said aloud as he took his coffee into the living room.

Albert forgot to put his pants on when he got up (and he never closed the drapes) so his neighbors had a full view of him standing – clad only in green-and-orange-striped boxers – in his living room smiling broadly and toasting his coffee mug in the air. He looked at the boxes and decided to open the longer one first.

He stood it on end and let the contents slowing slide out: A Detectoramo 26,000. It was the most top-of-the-line, highest-quality metal detector on the market. Albert spent weeks reading about it before making the purchase. He put a pair of rechargeable batteries into the detector, turned it on and began sweeping his apartment. He loved the beeps it made. He removed the headphones from the box, plugged them into the detector and put them over his ears so he could get closer to the sound.

He swept the detector over the other box and listened to the beeps. He walked to the window and looked down the street to the beach, grinning excitedly. He had been waiting all summer to go. He didn’t notice that his neighbors were watching him.

Albert walked back to the box and swiped it again. He set down the metal detector, picked up the box and gave it a jiggle. The box was heavy, but he could hear its contents slide a little. He carefully opened the box, savoring the sounds of tape ripping apart. He removed the first item wrapped in brown shipping paper. “Christmas in July!” he said aloud.

He unrolled the paper from the item with the delicacy he would have used to handle a priceless piece of art. He removed a large metal hat. It had a flat top, a slit for eyes and a large cross embossed on the front. He put it on. The hat covered his head and neck completely. Albert removed the hat, placed it on the couch and continued unwrapping the contents of the box: a long shirt made of chain mail, breastplate, iron gloves, iron leg pieces and shoes, a sword and – the piece de resistance – a long white cape with a red cross.

He looked at his spoils and then began putting them on, starting with the chain mail. Albert decided that the shoes and gloves were too cumbersome to maneuver in, so he left them on the couch. He put on his white leather Adidas sneakers instead. He attached the cape to his suit, placed the helmet on his head and practiced walking in his living room. “Perfect fit!” he thought.

Albert stopped walking around and threw up an arm, “Who goes there?” he demanded. He liked the echo of his voice in the helmet. He went back to the window and looked out. His neighbors now saw a strange knight in his window, peering down the street. Albert picked up the metal detector and swiped it a few more times. He couldn’t hear the beeps through his helmet, so he took the helmet off, placed it back in the box and slipped the headphones over his ears. He also put on a pair of aviator sunglasses.

When he picked up his keys, he discovered a technical flaw in his plan: the armor suit didn’t have pockets. He looked in the box that the metal detector came in and found a pouch that could be attached to the detector’s handle. He attached it, put the keys inside and walked out to his front porch, locking the door behind him.

The neighbors watched in silence as Albert descended the stairs dressed as a knight wearing sneakers and began walking towards the beach. Some of them came out of the house to watch. Albert smiled and waved to the neighbors he knew, who waved back, not sure at all what to think.

At the beach, Albert wobbled unsteadily over the sand until he got his balance. He swiped at the sand with his metal detector, occasionally stopping to examine the source of a beep and placing it in his bag. He walked along the shoreline, where swimmers and surfers stopped what they were doing to watch him. He walked and swiped through the sunbather-strewn beach, occasionally asking someone if the object he found belonged to them, and always addressing them as “good man” or “good lady.”

Only one person asked what he was doing and why he was wearing the armor suit. “I’m celebrating Christmas in July, my good woman,” he responded before giving her a courteous bow and a wave of the hand. “It’s Christmas in July!” he said, and continued to walk and swipe the beach.

[Three Word Wednesday post using the words early, quality and jiggle.]

July 8, 2011
Lily Pond Lane

Celia shaded herself with a wide, floppy-brimmed hat that stretched out past her shoulders and nearly obscured her face when she wore it at an angle, like a model. She checked her bathing suit, making sure her cleavage was just so. Satisfied, she wrapped a sparking red sarong around waist and secured it a large diamond-encrusted brooch in the shape of a long-legged spider. It had been a gift to mother from an admirer during the days she sang opera in a small cabaret in the city. She looked at her toes, decided that she still liked the garnet color she painted them, and reached for the black, strappy stilettos sitting on a shelf filled with high-heeled shoes.

Celia only wore high heels. “They make my legs look so long and lean!” she thought while admiring herself in the full-length mirror. She slid a leg out from the slit in her sarong, bent the other leg so the exposed leg pivoted on her toes, and dramatically ran her fingers up her leg from her ankle to her hip, flipping her arm up into the air and tilting back her head. It was the end of a tango for one.

“Perfect!” she said, looking at the ceiling. “I am a star!”

Celia giggled to herself, did a little dance step with sweeping arm gestures, gathered her bag and her diary, and twirled into the next room. The room was once a great dining room with rare-wood furnishings, exquisitely decorated china, glittering crystal chandeliers and glasses, and deep burgundy velvet cushions. Very Important People used to come for dinner. Now the room was empty except for a long, cracked Formica table flanked with faded turquoise chairs accented with torn cushions, featuring tufts of stuffing and sleeping orange cats. The only sound that filled the great room was the echo of her pointy-heeled footsteps clicking softly past piles of newspapers and magazines.

“The day nurse was in the house. She can deal with Mother,” Celia thought. “But still…” Celia didn’t want Mother to hear her moving about, so she decided that it would be best to glide, not click, through the room. She slipped through the room like a silent-movie phantom with arms outstretched and hands and head tilted back. She navigated her way through the storage room that was once a kitchen, and silently exited the house through the back door.

Outside, she crept along the side of the mansion, arms still outstretched, lest Mother be sitting on the upper terrace and spy her. Celia made her way to the overgrown jumble of privot, wisteria, hydrangea and whatever else was growing along the fence and into the yard. There was a path beneath the overgrowth, and Celia followed it to an equally obscure clearing the back corner of the yard. She could see the house from here. She was certain that Mother, who couldn’t see past her own hand without her thick glasses, wouldn’t see her in the yard.

Celia sat down on a crumbling stone bench under an ancient dogwood tree. She drew her legs up beside her, removed her diary and a pen, and held the pen aloft, thinking of something to say. She was thankful that the afternoon heat was mild, and the bugs had opted for a different part of the garden.

As Celia turned her gaze toward the house, she saw Mother emerge onto the terrace. Her long white hair was piled high on her head behind a tiara, and she wore a faded, ill-fitting opera gown that wouldn’t close in the back, and hung perilously around her bosom.

Mother walked unsteadily to the terrace railing, turned three quarters, placed her left hand on the railing, and the right to her chest. She surveyed the yard with a dramatic turn of the head.

“So it’s going to be one of those days,” Celia thought. “Mother’s going to be the opera diva with the nasty temper.”

The nurse nervously followed Mother outside, pleading with her to come back in. Mother waved her off. “My audience will be disappointed if I don’t give them an encore,” she stage whispered.

Mother turned and faced the empty yard. She saw lights and heard thunderous applause and “bravas” from an adoring crowd. Mother smiled gratefully, nodding her head to various parts of the garden.

“Oh!” she exclaimed clasping her hands to chest, pushing the low-hanging gown down even further with her fleshy arms. “As long as you continue to love me, I will never cease to love you!” Mother spread her arms out wide as if graciously accepting the well-groomed audience’s adulation rather than the silence of an overgrown, junglish garden. Her gown miraculously stayed in place as Mother bowed, blew kisses to every corner of the garden, made a grand, wobbly curtsey, and stepped backwards into the house, waving.

Celia glanced back to her diary with its blank, yellowing pages; her arm was still posed in the air. She looked over her shoulder to the back of the garden, then back at the diary. She licked the pen and was about to start writing when she heard Mother’s shrill, operatic voice from inside the house calling, “Ceeeeeeelia! Celeeeah! Ceeeeelia!”

Celia simultaneously snapped shut her diary and unclicked her pen before stowing them away in her purse. She stood up, raised her arms overhead in a stretch, and returned to house as strangely as she had emerged, all the while repeating, “I am a star! A star, I am! I’m a star!”

[Three Word Wednesday submission using the words cease, nasty and heat.]

September 15, 2010
Learning to Flirt

She’d been called many things – haughty, rude, snippy and even volatile – but demure had never been one of them. “I didn’t mean to offend you,” he said, rubbing the hot spot on his cheek where he could feel the outline of her hand rising.

[Three Word Wednesday submission using the words demure, offend and volatile.]

September 9, 2010
The Eyes Have It

“I always find the blue ones to be too cold, whether they’re roasted, grilled, seared or served in a rich béchamel sauce,” he said in between chewing his food and inserting another piece of prime roast between his lips and running the fork across his teeth.

He sat at the head of the table, clad in a burgundy dinner coat over a ruffled, white blouse. A mess of perfectly oiled and curled black hair sat atop his pear-shaped head. His full, black eyebrows nearly obscured his smallish, close-set blue eyes, which he shielded with tiny, rectangular blue-tinted glasses. His nose rose like a pink peak from two billowy, ruddy cheeks. Beneath his tamed and waxed mustache, which curled out comically at the ends, small, red puckered lips emerged.

He held himself with esteem of one who finds his charms immensely pleasurable and cannot fathom how they could be lost on anyone except those given to boorish and unfortunate life lots.

“The green ones,” he said, holding his knife and fork aloft like a maestro with stubby sausage fingers attached to fleshy ham-hock hands, “have a fresh, nearly ripened quality – a roundness of flavor, if you will. I find them most refreshing in the spring with a rocket-and-Pecorino salad, or as a mid-summer treat with squab.”

He sliced into the glistening slab of meat, letting the silver scrape across the plate’s white porcelain surface. He raised the cut, puckered his mouth open and pushed the morsel in; gravy dripped down his chin. He raised his glass of red wine, took a gulp and set it on the table. Oily finger prints shone in the candle light.

“But the brown ones,” he said, his voice trailing, “So robust, so flavorful, so…aahhh…bravisimo!” He sat back, put one paw across his stomach, and kissed the finger tips of his other hand. “The browns’ flavors could be woody, sweet, earthy or savory. They melt in your mouth and are perfect with a red wine reduction. Autumn is the best time for the browns.”

He surveyed the feast laid out in front of him on the oaken table piled so high with roasted game, succulent root vegetables, aromatic breads and rich cheeses that the guests couldn’t see each other across it save for the shadows they cast on the opposite walls of the wine cellar by the baroque candelabras.

He sat back and ran his fingers across the outline of his lips, musing. “Autumn is my favorite time of year,” he announced. His proclamation was answered with a chorus of “Oh, yes,” “Hmm!” and “Absolutely!” As he sat forward in his intricately carved, wooden chair with the plush velvet cushions, and surveyed the guests, he noticed the curly auburn-haired woman sitting two chairs down from him on his right. She looked at him confidently, listening to his oratory and daintily picking at the food on her plate. No one else at the table would look at him directly, but she didn’t blink or shy away.

He leaned down the table to get a better look. His shirt cuff rested in the gravy bowl, but he didn’t seem to notice. “And you, my dear. You are?” he asked.

“Charlotte,” she said as she picked up a sliver of meat from her dish and popped it into her mouth.

“And your eyes,” he said, leaning ever further, spilling the gravy, “What color are they? I have never seen eyes like yours before.”

“Hazel,” she said. “I hear they taste like caramels.”


[Three Word Wednesday submission using the words charm, robust and feast.]

September 1, 2010
Nature’s Golden Ratio

Ernie sits on a park bench and watches her eat lunch. He’s been coming out to the park every day for three months to sit across from her quietly ever since the day he saw her after he was let go from his job as a copywriter for an Internet marketing firm.

“Don’t take it personally,” the manager told him. “The entire department is being let go.”

Ernie took it personally until he saw her sitting there, under a tree, alternately taking diminutive bites of her sandwich and flipping the pages of her book. He sat down across from her, took his phone out and pretended to check his email while watching her. She seemed so serene and oblivious to the chaos on the streets around her: Men having heated business conversations on their phones as they walked by, college students laughing and shoving each other and the man two benches down covered in pigeons.

Ernie returned the following day and she was there. He watched her from above the pages of the book he held. He returned the day after and the day after that. She was consistent and he admired that. Every day she sat at the same bench, crossed her ankles and removed the contents of her lunch bag: An egg salad and lettuce sandwich on whole wheat, wrapped in wax paper, a pink thermos filled with tea, three gingersnap cookies and a hardback book. Ernie liked to imagine that the books were about science – not science fiction like he enjoyed reading, but loftier topics such as calculating negative angles in astronomy or the fundamentals of celestial mechanics. He entertained the idea that this woman with long, white-blonde hair, delicate features and small hands had more going on beneath the surface than people credited her for, and he imagined her life: She was an amateur astronomer who lived alone in the East Village and could say “moon” in 10 different languages; she was fluent in Russian, French and Czech; and on weekends, she performed with an underground circus troupe as an aerialist and fire eater, sometimes combining both into one act. She also had a fantastic singing voice, despite the fire eating.

As Ernie watches her, noticing her pale-pink painted nails (she must have gotten a manicure over the weekend), a pigeon lands on his shoulder and he lets it sit there. He doesn’t want to move suddenly, break the serenity of their lunchtime ritual and call attention to himself. He desperately wants to talk to her, hear her voice as she says her name and feel her skin against his as they shake hands for the first time, but he doesn’t want to destroy his image of her with the truth, and he certainly doesn’t want to explain why he’s sitting on a park bench, dressed as a squirrel.

[Three Word Wednesday submission using the words break, negative and surface.]

May 13, 2010
Victoria Falls

“To overcome your fear, you must face it.” That’s what Dr. Arden said to me at the end of our last session. Perhaps I have taken his adage too literally as I’ve decided to face my two biggest fears today: death and falling – in no particular order. It was pretty easy, actually, and I had a lot of time to think about it while waiting in line for my ticket, then waiting in line for the elevator, and again, waiting in line to enter the observation deck. I have to admit that I was surprised to see so many people out on this gray and rainy day, but then again, coming to this quintessential landmark is the highlight for some.

There were a few guards, so it was easy to slip through the crowd, ignore the warnings on the fence and climb to the top. I was surprised how quickly I climbed. I stood on top and surveyed the cityscape below. I stretched out my arms, arched my back and let my head curve up to see the sky before leaning forward.

As the air rushes past me and the sidewalk grows closer, I am weightless. Free. I have shrugged off the paralyzing fears. No, I have conquered them!

[Three Word Wednesday submission using the words fear, ignore and weightless.]

May 2, 2010
Subway Prophet

Tall and lanky, sporting canary yellow hair (obviously not his natural color) swept up in a pompadour, and arched, primary-red eyebrows that match the red beard that accentuates his angular face, he steps onto the train with a bike wrapped in duct tape and outfitted with a small motor. Sitting on the blue bench of the Six Train, wearing rolled up jeans with green suspenders, a plaid shirt and high black boots with white socks, he looks around at the other passengers, gets their attention, raises his eyebrows and a grunts a greeting – or is it a comment? The fluorescent light of the train makes his hair glow.

At the second stop, he stands up, looks around, stretches his arm up above his head and plunges it into the bag attached to the bike’s handle bars. Like a magician, he pulls out an apple, inspects it closely, grunts and sits back down. He holds the apple out at arm’s length and then brings it close to his right eye. He does it again, only now bringing it to his left eye. Then he places the apple on top of his yellow head and stares directly in front of him. The passenger across the aisle – a young, rail-thin woman on her way home from work, reading a book entitled “How to Ignite Your Passion” – gets up and moves. He grunts. She rolls her eyes.

I can’t help but wonder what he does all day, or what events led to the evolution of a pop-art eccentric. Was he a former CEO of a Fortune 500 who finally snapped from the grind and decided to seek out a carefree (albeit rather strange) existence? A performance artist who got so do deep into character he never re-emerged? Or, was it possible, somehow possible, that he was born with yellow hair and red facial hair?

I go back to reading my magazine, and don’t notice when a group of drunken college students get on the train. They are quiet at first, but then get louder – especially when they notice the yellow-haired man wearing an apple as a hat. They try to suppress their snickers and jeers, but everyone on the train can hear them. “I wonder what he does with a banana?” one of them says in a stage whisper.

I look up from my magazine and notice that he is watching the students, who stand in a circle around a subway pole, wearing matching khaki shorts, jewel-colored polo shirts with popped collars and faded, backwards baseball hats. They are sunburned and unstable with the train’s movements, and still laughing and making jokes about the yellow-haired man.

The yellow-haired man stands up, his eyes narrowed at the students, his eyebrows pitched into angles. He stretches out his right arm, flicks his wrist and reaches for the apple on his head. He then stretches out his arm, extends the apple toward the group of young men, brings it back to his mouth and chomps into it.

“Rotten,” he says in a low, growly voice. “Rotten!” he says louder, apple bits spewing from his mouth. “Your core, your core is rotten! A ha-ha-ha-ha!”

The young men stop talking and look at him in half horror, half rage that someone who looked like him would talk to them.

He chomps into the apple again. “Your souls are rotten! Your seed shall never fruit!” he proclaims, spitting apple parts all over the subway car. And he begins to laugh, not an evil-villain laugh, but the laugh of someone who knows how the movie ends because he wrote it.

As the train slows down, he turns his bike toward the exit door. “Come along, chariot!” he announces, striding through the doors as they open. I watch him depart the train from the corner of my eye.

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